It’s all over. St. Louis’ charade as a city on the rise has been exposed as fraud by the revelation that Saint Louis Bread Company slices its bagels like bread loaves, in defiance of God’s will and all that is decent.
Our ongoing national shame was exposed by a Tweet, of course — Alek Krautmann, whose Facebook page lists him as a Webster Groves native, posted a photo Monday morning with the caption, “Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit!”
It’s all over. St. Louis’ charade as a city on the rise has been exposed as fraud by the revelation that Saint Louis Bread Company slices its bagels like bread loaves, in defiance of God’s will and all that is decent.
Our ongoing national shame was exposed by a Tweet, of course — Alek Krautmann, whose Facebook page lists him as a Webster Groves native, posted a photo Monday morning with the caption, “Today I introduced my coworkers to the St Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit!”
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